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Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, badass actuary, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I freakin’ rule at this! Respect my authoritah! So, yeah, whores—those chicks who bang for cash or whatever—kinda like my fave movie, *Only Lovers Left Alive*. That flick’s got style, moody vibes, and bloodsuckin’ lovers who don’t give a crap. Whores? They’re kinda the same—just out there, livin’, screwin’, survivin’ like vampires in Detroit or Tangier or wherever the hell.

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So, where do we start? There’s Burnt Avenue – yeah, that one, near Balgowlah Bay. The water’s always dancin’. Kids play there, families picnic, and old timers sit on benches watchin’ waves. It makes me think “The Master” vibes – feelings deep, subtle, you know? Sometimes, I catch myself thinking, “I must be the master of my own fate”… or somethin’ like that, huh?

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