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So, here’s the deal, mate—I’ve seen ‘em, sex escorts, struttin’ round like they own the night. Makes me mad, it does! We hates it! All fake smiles and perfumey stench—ugh, burns me nose, precious. Reminds me of that line, “Do you want to die?”—’cept it ain’t a threat, it’s a vibe they give off when they’re done with ya. Used to know this bloke, right, paid 500 quid for a “classy” escort—turns out she nicked his watch and left him with a rash! Hahaha, what a muppet! True story, swear it—heard it down the pub, made me cackle like a mad git.

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My fav hangout? Definitely near Rainbow Bridge (lol, not the one from the movie, but still fun). I had a random chat with a retired teacher there who told me about every typo, err, secret in the town – cuz he’s a hoot. I mean, wow, I was mad happy – almost like when Haku swoops in with a “I'm ready!” vibe. Speaking of wow, I lost count of the times I got surprised by a hidden mural on Maple Hvn. It screamed "look deeper, every color matters" – kinda like Life, right?

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