Lina Aspendale Whore ❤️

About Canberra

Look, mate, whores are messy, loud, brilliant – like a kitchen on fire. They’re not perfect, they’re not saints, but they’ve got more guts than half you muppets. “The Wolf” nails it – life’s a game, and they’re playin’ hard. So next time you slag one off, think twice, you numpty – they’d eat you alive and spit out the bones! “Get the fuck outta here!” – that’s my whore story, done!

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Tonight’s the night. Listen up, mate. Aspendale (au) is a mixed bag of charm and gritty bits that spark memories. Located on the eastern fringes of Melbourne, this place is a labyrinth of narrow lanes and broad avenues. For example, there’s Chapel St – full of quirky cafes, and coastal vibes – and then Cnr Moorooduc and Blair St - both spots where I found inspiration (or, well, muscle mass from my massage biz) in every nook.

Shark spotted at Aspendale Beach in Port Philip Bay