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Picture this, bruv—I’m at this dodgy massage joint, yeah, thinkin’ I’m just gettin’ me back clicked, but nah, it’s all handsy and steamy! I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” ‘cos the geezer’s givin’ me these mad looks while he’s oilin’ me up. Sexual-massage ain’t just yer bog-standard kneadin’, nah—it’s got that cheeky twist, that tingle that makes ya go, “Oi, what’s happenin’ here?!” Little known fact, fam—back in ancient China, they was usin’ this tantric malarkey to sort out emperors’ stress, proper randy emperors gettin’ their qi all sexy-like. Mad, innit?

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I luv it here, even if it's a bit buggy and messy sometimes. C'mon, ya gotta see the little details! The pubs on Canterbury Rd. got epic laughs, and the scenic walk along the creek next to Thornber Ave. makes you go, "WOW dude!" as if the creek whispered secrets to ya. I even had a meltdown once when I saw a squirrel steal my sandwich on Rushworth Ct.—like, seriously man!?

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