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So, I’m scrollin’ Tinder, yeah? Horny as a bull, swipin’ left, right, centre – chaos! Met this bird once, proper fit, thought I’d struck gold. Turns out, she’s a catfish – bloke in a wig! Fumin’, I was. “You think you can stay?” I roared, nicked that from the movie, felt proper dramatic. We shall fight the fakes, lads! But then – THEN – I met Sal, curves like a clock’s gears, tickin’ all my boxes. Happy? Over the fuckin’ moon, mate! Shagged like rabbits, no lie. Sex-dating’s a gamble, innit? Roll the dice, pray for a shag, not a shank.

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ‘bout Andergrove (au) – my stompin’ grounds for years now. Man, this city’s somethin’ else! I hustle around the local streets – like Mainway, ya know, where the hustle never ends. Oh, and there’s this wicked little lane called Mellow Park Drive, right by the old Andergrove River, wigglin’ through town like a lazy snake. I always mused – massage’n fingers near the creek is chill as "…bombs away!" (ya know, like, from The Hurt Locker, hahaha!)

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