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I tried it once—oh man, awk-warrrd! Lady’s like, “Relax, Michael,” and I’m sweatin’ bullets! Happy? Hell yeah, felt like a king! Angry? Only when she stopped—five more minutes, c’mon! Surprised me how it’s legit therapy too—not just sketchy ads. Pro tip: dim lights, soft music—sets the mood, boom! “That’s what she said!”—can’t help it, it’s gold!

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Oh and darling, the local cafés on Bay Street? Absolutely fab! They got these strange little quirks – like a barista who always forgets your order—it's maddening but, like, so endearing, right? I mean, I'm happy then mad, then happy – it's a real emotional rollercoaster. Sometimes I laugh so hard with my clients, and my nasally chuckle (ha, like Fran Drescher, baby!) just fills the room – "Oh, darling, you're too much!"

Builder announced for Altona school upgrades