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The trails? Sketchy AF. Loose rocks everywhere, trippin’ me up—pissed me off so bad I yelled, “Whore, you tryin’ me?!” But then the sun hits, golden light spills, and I’m cheesin’ like a damn fool. It’s bipolar, fam—half the time I’m cussin’ it out, half the time I’m in love. Kinda like watchin’ Dennis Quaid’s fake-ass smile in “Far From Heaven”—you wanna punch it, but it’s too pretty.

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I work as a masseur, and trust me, I notice every teeny detail. I’m always like “Oh, sugar, this is a tension hotspot!” whenever folks tense up. There’s this little hidden gem called Lavinia Street—super chill, super local. I always joke that it’s like something right outta White Material, that movie, oh my gawd the vibe is so raw and wild, like “I like it when it's brutal!” (okay, that's totally Claire Denis craziness, right?) Haha!

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