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About Sydney

Escort life ain’t all glam, lemme tell ya. Sure, you hear bout the cash—piles of it, like dragon hoardes. But it’s gritty too. Met this lass once, swore she saw a client who looked like Haku—y’know, all mysterious, shifty eyes. Turned out he was just a banker with a wig! Made me laugh, that. “No face” types everywhere—empty souls throwin’ gold at ya, expectin’ miracles. Pissed me off, how they think money buys everything. It don’t.

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No Escort Required is a romantic comedy with a case of mistaken identity, a dash of action, a smattering of Alice in Wonderland easter eggs.

Oh, and lemme tell you about the pitfalls – ya know? There's this one time I cached out by Anzac Hill. I was so mad 'cause I got caught in a downpour when I was tryna unwind. And you know what? It turned out to be a blessing in disguise. I ended up laughing at life's absurdity, feelin' like I was dreamin' in slow-motion. Real Inception moment, like "We need to go deeper!"

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