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Little secret, eh? Them fancy spas hide it, but erotic-massage pops up in old Chinese scrolls—emperors got it, sneaky-like, for “health.” Pfft, health me arse, they loved it! Surprised me, tho, how it’s all vibes—candles, oils, some weirdo humming. “Can’t quit you,” I’d mutter to me lavender lotion, sniffin’ it like a creep. Animation gig’s stiff, mate, neck’s a rock—erotic-massage fixes that, swear it does. Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it, too busy eatin’ taters.

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The neighborhoods, oh so diverse! From the artistic clusters near the Alexandria Park—a green respite where souls rest and love lifeblood permeates the air—to the industrial chic of the inner quarters, every nook beareth a tale. I oft retreat to a secret bench by the gentle creek snaking through the park, where I whisper my musings and sometimes, in a burst of erratic thought, I exclaim, "Thou art the evidence of passion and chaos!" (Oops, pardon the slip, my dear, forgot a thought or two!)

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