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Little story—heard bout this underground joint in Coruscant, all hush-hush, where they use warm stones *and* some spicy oil. Guy told me, “Best sexual-massage ever,” and I’m like, “R2-D2, where are you? I need backup!” Didn’t go—too chicken—but damn, sounds wild. Anyway, it’s all bout that blurry line, like Bob sayin, “The more you know who you are,” the less you care bout rules. Sexual-massage is that—raw, messy, fun. Try it, pal, but don’t blame me if ya short-circuit!

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So, listen up, stupid, fat hobbit! Albion-Park ain't like those pretentious city places. We got our own charm, ya know? Starting with King’s Crescent – right smack dab where I set up my little massage nook (not that fancy, just a cosy corner, ya see) – that street pulses with life, kinda like Batman’s heart in The Dark Knight, innit? “Why so serious?” echoes in my head when I knead out your knots, haha, that’s the rush feel.

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