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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So I’m this detective, right, pokin’ around shady joints, and brothels? Man, they’re a freakin’ mess! Been tailin’ this one spot—stinky, loud, all neon lights flashin’ like crazy. Makes me think of *A Separation*, ya know? That line, “What is wrong with you?”—I’m yellin’ that in my head every time I see some sleazy dude stumblin’ out. These places, they’re wild—girls in skimpy outfits, cash flyin’ everywhere, and the smell? Ew, like sweat and cheap perfume had a baby!

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I mean, omg, the laughter, the sadness, the raw life! I reckon my work as a pleasure coach taught me the art of feelin’ every tiny thing. I remember once, on a last-minute stroll along Clarendon St, I was so pissed at life – then, boom, brilliant sunrise on the lake. Priceless, like in Carlos, "Il faut savoir ce qu'on veut," right? And, I am your father.

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