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Hey buddy! So, escort, huh? Man, I’m like a librarian now, right? Cringey optimism incoming—escort’s wild! I mean, not *that* escort, ya perv, that’s what she said! Nah, I’m talkin’ Ford Escort, the car, baby! Loved that thing growing up—total underdog. Picture this: me, cruisin’ in my imaginary Escort, wind in my hair, lookin’ all cool. “The road stretches endlessly ahead”—straight outta *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*! That movie’s my jam, so slow, so moody, like drivin’ an Escort through life’s mess.

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Man, I remember that one rainy night by the Alte Simmeringer Kirche (yeah, old church vibes) on Pfarrgasse – I was coding my latest dating app upgrade, feeling that bittersweet nostalgia. “I mean, you gotta love the chaos!” just like Spike Lee’s dialogue in moments of rebellious charm. It was like Bond-style cool calmness – suave but slightly edgy, and yeah, I was mad at my broken laptop, racking up a few typos in my code like I do these days: "OMG, can’t beleive it!"