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About Innsbruck

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

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Man, I gotta mention Freihandr-Projekt district too! It's edgy and hip—populated by artists and ex-punks. I once massaged a dude there; he was vibin’ so hard I swear his back said, “Bro, this is legal tender.” Like, no joke—massages are basically liquid assets down here.

My favourite painting: Tug Rice