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Oh, and the smells! Cigarettes, cheap perfume – ugh, gag me! But then, this one chick smiled, real sweet. Got me all mushy inside. D’oh! Almost forgot why I was there! Prostitutes got this vibe – tough but soft, ya know? Like, they’ve seen it all. Bet they’d laugh at my dumb ass, stumblin’ around. “Hey, big guy, need a map?” – total sarcasm, I’d die laughin’!

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I remember, seriously, one time I was walkin' my dog, Benny (what a little furball, right?) near the old riverfront park, Cranky Creek Park, when I caught a glimpse of the surreal beauty, kinda like that moment in Werckmeister Harmonies when every little detail matters, like "This is a sign of something bigger, something deeper." I was mad, I was happy—you know, the usual rollercoaster of emotions a family psychologist could feel when life just hits ya, ha!