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So, I’m scrollin one night, right? See this chick, says she’s “discreet” – yeah, discreet like my ass in a thong! Charges 500 bucks an hour, I’m like, “For what, a handjob and a sandwich?” Made me mad as fuck, these prices – back in the day, you’d get a girl for a coupla bucks and a meatball sub. Now? It’s all “ upscale companionship,” whatever the fuck that means. But damn, I was curious, y’know?

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I gotta admit – I get mad sometimes. Like that one time when local traffic on Bahnhofstrasse clogged up my vibe. Pff, who needs that negativity when you’ve got heart and soul in your stroll? And hey, I dropped my bag of zen snacks – total epic fail – but then another chill cat helped me out; instant LOL, bonding over the absurdity of it all.