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We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a fisherman, right? Alien fisherman, crash-landed here, fishin’ for weird shit. Brothel’s this freaky-ass fish, mate! Not the sexy kinda brothel, nah, mispelled that—brotHel, see? It’s a damn fish stew, French vibes, messy as hell. Tastes like ocean tears, bruv, I swear! Reminds me of *Finding Nemo*, ya know? “Fish are friends, not food”—bollocks! Brothel’s got fish swimmin’ in it, drowned in wine, herbs everywhere. I’m like, “Nemo, mate, you’re in my bowl!”

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Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Dirtytalk · Cum in Mouth · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Foot Fetish · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Spanking (give).

I gotta admit – I get mad sometimes. Like that one time when local traffic on Bahnhofstrasse clogged up my vibe. Pff, who needs that negativity when you’ve got heart and soul in your stroll? And hey, I dropped my bag of zen snacks – total epic fail – but then another chill cat helped me out; instant LOL, bonding over the absurdity of it all.