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Aight, listen up, you freakin’ hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, straight outta South Park, not some dumb Hawaii crap—respect my authoritah! So, we’re talkin’ bout brothels, huh? Man, those places are wild, like, full-on crazytown! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout this one time—prolly in some sketchy alley—where dudes were linin’ up for some action. Reminds me of *The Master*, y’know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “Man is not an animal!”—hah, bullshit, these horny bastards prove that wrong every damn night!

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The Rathausgasse, for real, is a gem. Its quaint shops make me feel all zen and iffy-splendid, like each window whispers secret stories of old timey peace and profit – I’m not leaving, man! I used to meditate near the little lakeside park by the River Matti (ok, I might be stretchin’ the name, but trust me, it’s magical).