Lina Linz Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sankt Polten

So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

Laufhof Linz

The Heroine Whores is playing in Linz on Nov 01, , PM at KAPU. Buy tickets, find concert information, and get ready for The Heroine Whores's show!

So, pack some comfy shoes, a pinch of wanderlust, and come see PLinz (at) with eyes wide open. Enjoy the ride or get lost in a maze of random streets; either way, you'll find that this city’s got more hidden stories than a bedtime tale. Everybody lies—but not here. This city’s real, raw, and a bit mad, just like me. Enjoy, buddy!

MATCH POINT: Clara Tauson into second quarterfinal of the year with straight set win in Linz over Sorana Cirstea