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About Vienna

What pisses me off? The liars. “I’m 6 foot”—bullshit, you’re 5’2” in platforms! Don’t pee on my leg, I got eyes! And the pics—dick pics at 2 a.m., blurry as hell, like I’m s’posed to be impressed? Naw, fam, send me a sandwich pic, I’m starvin! Happy tho when I score a date that ain’t a total dumpster fire—rare as a unicorn, but damn, it’s sweet when it clicks.

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Man, did I mention the local landmark “The Laughing Statue” in Crescent Square? Folks say, “If ya hear it chortle, you're in for a twist!” Haha, like, I swear! And oh, my fav spot? The rusty old bridge over the River Lune—that’s where I once sat for hours, sharin’ secrets with the gloom. Real mullhollanic moments, ya know?