Evelyn Kufstein Whore ❤️

About Innsbruck

Here’s the kicker—heard she scared off a john with a possum once! Swung it by the tail, screamin like a banshee—funniest shit I ever heard! Git-R-Done, girl! Makes me happy thinkin bout her outsmartin them sleazy jerks. Still, kinda sad, too—whore’s out there, dodgin cops, livin rough, while I’m here sippin beer, watchin Ceylan’s moody-ass masterpiece.

ESCORT SERVICE KUFSTEIN

Sometimes, I stroll down the riverbank. I get pissed off about nonsense. Like when pigeons poop on my fav bench. Yeah, that bench by the Inn – it’s iconic. I’d say “You’re wrong!” to the birds. Naah, just me being Ricky Gervais-ly sarcastic.