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So, check it – findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a pizza. Back in the day, you’d cruise some shady street, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ you don’t end up with a gal missin’ teeth – or worse, a dude! Now? It’s all online, y’all! Apps, sites, heck, even coded ads on Craigslist – “roses for an hour,” my hiney! Little known fact: some of these gals got pimps runnin’ GPS trackers on ‘em – ain’t that wild? Makes me madder’n a wet hen – these girls trapped, scared, while some sleazy jerk’s countin’ cash.

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Man, the Hauptstraße is buzzin’ every day. I stroll by, see the old brick facades, kinda remind me of the movie – "everything is a representation of our inner dramas", real deep-like Synecdoche, New York style, ya feel me? I often sit on a bench near the Marktplatz, sippin' on my herbal tea, smellin' the lamplight and memories – it always makes me think, “What a life, man”.

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