Julia Attnang Puchheim Whore ❤️

About Klagenfurt

Eh, what’s up, doc? So, dis chick, Whore – yeah, I’m talkin’ bout her! She’s like da wildest weed in my forest, growin’ all crooked an’ crazy. Reminds me o’ “Requiem for a Dream” – ya know, my fave flick! Dat movie’s all about chasin’ highs an’ crashin’ hard, an’ Whore? She’s livin’ it, doc! “I’m gonna be on television!” – she’d yell dat, swearin’ she’s hot stuff, but nah, she’s stumblin’ through da trees like Sara Goldfarb on a bad pill day.

Restaurant Menü

Honestly, every stone, every creaky wooden door tells a story. The locals, oh boy, they talk fast – sometimes too fast to catch every typo in their accent. I purposely leave 11 typos in my notes – a little homage to imperfection, ya dig? It's like the city’s heartbeat, man, raw and unscripted.

From Warsaw to the Alps: New night train to cross three countries