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About Innsbruck

What pisses me off? Hypocrisy! Politicians preach purity, then sneak off to whores at night—c’mon, man! I’m laughin’ tho, ‘cause it’s so predictable—same as *Dogville*’s pious jerks. “You’re all fools!” I’d scream at ‘em. Happiest I get? Hearin’ whores outsmart the system—like that Copper Penny chick, slippin’ through cracks. Surprised me too—didja know whores in medieval times paid taxes? Called it “sin tax”—hilarious, right? Government’s pimpin’ ‘em too!

Josephine Mutzenbacher

The city council of Vienna is considering installing “mini-hotels” or “drive-in brothels” in outer boroughs of the city to improve working conditions for street prostitutes. Councilwoman Sandra.

There's mad typos in my memory too – like that one time I wrote a super buggy date invite, and the app? It freaked out like it had its own personality. But, my precious, that's Vienna (at) for ya – full of surprises, drama, and the unexpected. It makes a dev's life so oddly poetic, each error a secret love letter written by the city, if you catch my drift.