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Ay, Gabagool? Ova here! So, escort, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them girls, right? Like in “Toni Erdmann”—“Life’s just a big fart!”—it’s messy, weird, real. Escorts, they’re hustlin’, makin’ cash, dodgin’ creeps. I knew this chick, Angie, from Jersey—total pro. She’d roll up, all classy, but bam—cops nabbed her once. Said she slipped ‘em a fake ID, ballsy as hell. Made me laugh, like, “Who does that?”

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Anyway, man, gotta scramble now – my day’s a mix of massages and those odd strolls through Neunkirchen, where every crack on the pavement sings a silent tune of a thousand stories. So, when you visit, just let the vibe hit you – let the right one in… every moment counts, every moment is a jam!