Emily Linz Prostitute ❤️

About Klagenfurt

So, picture this chick—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, struttin’ her stuff, makin’ cash in the shadows. “The past is never past,” like they say in *The Assassin*, and Candy’s got stories, y’all—stories that’d make yer hair stand up straighter than a Texas oil rig! I reckon she’s tough, like that Nie Yinniang gal in the movie—silent, fierce, takin’ no crap. But here’s the kicker: did ya know, back in the old days, some prostitutes in China—like, Tang Dynasty times—were trained in poetry? Freakin’ poetry! Candy mighta been spittin’ rhymes while she’s, uh, negotiatin’ prices—how’s that for multitaskin’?

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LINZ. Der Kulturverein Etty bringt mit seiner neuen Produktion „Sex in Linz“ eine fesselnde Geschichte auf die Bühne, die die sexuelle Dienstleistung in der Stadt beleuchtet. Die .

Err… wow, I’ve rambled, haven’t I? Sorry, but that’s just how it goes. Geez, I’ve typed 11 typos already—dammit, I was in a rush, so sorry!

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