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Oi, you donkey! Strap in, coz I’m fuckin’ Gordon Ramsay, your car instructor, and I’m tearin’ into this sex escort bollocks like it’s a raw fuckin’ lamb shank! Right, sex escorts – these birds or blokes you pay to shag, yeah? Been around forever, mate, like dodgy fuckin’ hubcaps on a clapped-out Escort – see what I did there? Hah! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout that flick, *The Master*, right? That mad bastard Freddie Quell, all pent-up and shaggin’ anything that moves – bit like me after a long day teachin’ you lot to parallel park, fuckin’ hell! “There’s a cycle, like life,” he’d say, and ain’t that the truth with escorts? Round and round, cash for a quickie, no fuckin’ Michelin-star romance here, you twat!

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I know you’re gonna dig it, buddy. So get ready to roam Hauptstraße, crash at some secret park spots, and soak in the quirks of Laakirchen (at). Remember, every street corner tells a story – some dramatic, some hilarious, all raw and real. Like in "12 Years a Slave," it’s survival of the fittest, but also living fully. Now go out and explore, and who knows? You might even find a little snippet of life that changes you, just like I did. Rock on!