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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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I gotta tell ya 'bout a park – the Schranne Park. It's kinda hidden but gorgeous. People just relax there, and I, I usually take a 5-min breather before headin’ to code or whatever. Ugh, I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m in a scene from "The Assassin" – all quiet, reflective, but then boom! The action, the emotions hit ya outta nowhere. Like, “the target is not always clear” – that line, it just hits me when I'm starin’ at the river Inn, flowin’ by, reflectin’ life.