Lauren Guntramsdorf Whore ❤️

About Dornbirn

So, picture this—whores, right? They’re out there, doin’ their thing, makin’ cash, livin’ wild. I see ‘em, and I’m like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—straight from the movie, folks, pure poetry, genius! Donald Trump knows poetry, believe me. These gals, they’re hustlin’, and I respect that, bigly. Workin’ the streets, makin’ deals—kinda like me with real estate, but, y’know, sexier, dirtier, more fun. Ha! Little known fact—back in the day, some whores in NYC, they’d bribe cops with freebies. True story! Cops’d look the other way—crooked, sure, but smart, real smart.

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Then there's the river, the kleinen Donau—uh, little Danube. It wiggles past our block, close to Rue des Weiden. I often sit, scribbling ideas, or just immersing in its flow. It’s like the river’s whispering ancient secrets, "You are the universe experiencing itself." Totally trippy!