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About Klagenfurt

What pisses me off? The phonies, man. Dudes pretendin they’re big shots, actin all high an mighty. Meanwhile, I’m thinkin – buddy, yer just another schmuck lookin fer a good time. “Holy Motors” gets it – “Beauty’s in the eye!” Eye of the beholder, ‘cept sometimes it’s blurry, ya know? I seen gals out there, struttin like they own the night. Surprised me how bold they get – one told me straight up, “Cash upfront, cowboy!” I was like, hot damn, she’s callin the shots!

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Man, I got so many memories here – like that time I nearly lost my mind watching a couple argue passionately on Landstrasse, right in front of the iconic Gleisdorf Bistro. I mean, talk about drama, right? It got me all fired up, like, “Why can’t love just be simple?” D’oh! And the locals? They’re as genuine as they come. A few of 'em even invite me for beers at the small bar on Kupfergasse – totally off the beaten path but the best for catching raw, unfiltered vibes.

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