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Love the chaos=—oh, hang on, nearly forgot—some brothels got secret tunnels! Victorian times, posh geezers sneakin in, dodgin the missus. Imagine me, David Brent, creepin through, whisperin, “My mind is a locked box,” quotin the film, thinkin I’m dead suave. Total legend move, that. Reckon I’d run one like a proper gaffer—team huddles, “Right, girls, let’s smash those targets!” Cringe, yeah, but I’d own it.

Residents worried about Woodlands jungle brothel

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Finally, I get to Causeway Point. It’s a mad house. I’m dodging people left and right. I hit up the first store, and guess what? They’re having a sale! I’m like, “Yasss!” But then I realize it’s all last season’s stuff. Ugh, why do they do this? I mean, who wants to wear last year’s fashion? Not me, fam.

Heavy traffic expected at Woodlands, Tuas checkpoints during year-end school holidays