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Sometimes I’m like, “Homer, you big lug, why’s this escort stuff so pricey?” Then I get it—they’re sellin’ a vibe, a fantasy, like WALL-E dreamin’ of holdin’ hands with Eve. Ain’t cheap keepin’ that magic alive! Tho, gotta say, some of ‘em overdo the perfume—chokes me worse than a Duff brewery tour. Ha!

So, I’m walking down Hunyadi János utca, and boom! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then I see this cute little café, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe a coffee will fix this.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a mustache that could rival a walrus, gives me a weird look. Like, bro, it’s just coffee. Chill.