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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s all ‘bout them oiled-up hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine. Not your granny’s backrub, naw sir! I heard tell of this joint in Vegas—$200 an hour, happy endin’ guaranteed. Made me madder’n a wet hen—why ain’t I cashin’ in? But then, I’m tickled pink thinkin’ ‘bout it. Them masseuses? Artists, I tell ya! Like Sara Goldfarb mixin’ her pills, they got a rhythm—slow, then fast, teasin’ ya ‘til you’re screamin’ “I’m so excited, I’m so scared!” Straight outta the movie, y’all.

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My wife booked me an oriental massage at the hospes (one she had before and raved about). It was genuinely the best massage I have ever had.

I confess, mine métier alloweth me observations most keen; secrets extruded 'neath trembling flesh in my parlour of delights. Here, in mine sanctum on Carrer de la Serenitat, I did witness passions true and melancholy epiphanies. Aye, many a time did my work overlap with fates curious, as some came to unburden their sorrows – "What is the point of it all?" they’d croak, echoing mine fav'rite phrase from that Coen flick! Alas, must I confess my heart did swell with mirth in those moments of rapture and despair, much like the tempestuous skies o'er Calviá.

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