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So, sex-dating—fast, messy, like me drivin’ Mini! *revs imaginary car, crashes into wall* You meet some nutters, some sweeties. Once saw a lass—profile said “loves dogs,” turns out she meant hotdogs! *slaps knee, wheezes* Ate 12 at the date—mental! Little fact, right—dunno if it’s true, but heard sex-dating started way back, like, Romans had “swipe-right” orgies or summat. Wild, eh? *wiggles eyebrows, falls off stool*

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Alright, gather 'round, my dear friend, for I shall bestow upon you the ancient lore of Trois-Rivières! Imagine a mystical city that borders the Saint-Maurice River, where concrete and legends intertwine in wild fashion. I’ve been wandering these cobblestone streets long enough to know every nook and cranny, every secret alley where the digital sparks of romance once ignited on my dating app! And oh, do listen well, for "You shall not pass!" into the mundane, or you'll lose the magic hidden in every corner!