Lauren As Prostitute ❤️

About Oslo

Oi, thou art a wild one, ain’t thee? Here’s me, the Gardener, diggin’ into this muck ‘bout a prostitute—aye, a lass o’ the night, tradin’ flesh for coin. I’m thinkin’ o’ *The Hurt Locker*, that flick what gets me heart racin’—Kath “‘Bigelow” knew how to twist a tale o’ danger, didn’t she? “Every step’s a bloody gamble,” like Staff Sergeant Will says, and ain’t that the truth for this poor wench? Walkin’ streets, dodgin’ fists and filth, her life’s a bleedin’ bomb waitin’ to pop off.

Ancient Near East

1. a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money; whore; harlot. 2. a man who engages in sexual acts for money. 3. a person who willingly uses his or her talent or ability in a base .

As the day goes on, I decide to hit up a food truck on 9th Ave. They’ve got the best tacos. I order three, because why not? But while I’m waiting, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just trying to enjoy my tacos, and they’re throwing around words like “irreconcilable” and “divorce.” I’m like, “Yikes, guys, take it down a notch!”

As ‘placeholder’ bills surge in Salem, what you see isn’t always what you get