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Erotic-massage, man, it’s a trip! Ain’t just rubbin’ backs—naw, it’s this sneaky art, been around forever. Heard tell of ancient Greeks gettin’ frisky with olive oil, slippin’ and slidin’ into bliss. Bet they didn’t see that comin’! Makes me happy as a pig in mud—somethin’ primal bout it, y’know? But lordy, I got mad once—some shady parlor tried chargin’ me double for “extras.” I’m like, “Boy, you think I’m green?” Skedaddled outta there faster’n you can say “hypnotic hammer.”

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Then, the real drama hits. I’m workin’ on this machine, right? And it just stops. Dead. I’m like, “No way!” I check the gears, the belts, everything. Nothing. I’m about to lose it. I’m sweatin’ bullets, thinkin’ I’m gonna get chewed out. But then, I remember the old lady from the bakery on Strada Libertății. She always says, “When in doubt, eat a pastry.” So I bolt over there, grab a couple of those sweet, flaky things. Best decision ever!

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