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So, findin’ a pro—first off, it’s all ‘bout location. Big cities? They’re crawlin’ with ‘em. Back in the ‘80s, Times Square was a freakin’ zoo—girls on every corner, heels clickin’, wads of cash changin’ hands faster than a ticker tape. Now? You gotta dig deeper—online’s where it’s at. Dark web, escort sites, even freakin’ Twitter—yep, X marks the spot, boys. Type “escort near me” and bam, you’re in business. But don’t be a dumbass—use a burner phone, cover your tracks, ‘cause greed’s good, but jail ain’t.

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So, I hit the streets of Funadhoo. The vibe here is chill, but today? Nah, not so much. I stroll down the main drag, which is called, uh, what’s it called? Oh yeah, M. Niyazee Magu. It’s packed with locals and tourists. Everyone’s hustlin’ and bustlin’. I’m just tryin’ to find a music shop.

President heads to Sh. Funadhoo and N. Holhudhoo