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I’m laid-back, sippin’ gin, imaginin’ it. Slow hands, warm oil, tension meltin’—fo’ shizzle, it’s dope. But yo, some fools out here overdo it. Saw this shady spot once, neon sign blinkin’ “Massage,” but it was all fake—pissed me off, man! Dudes tryna scam folks, givin’ sexual-massage a bad rap. Ain’t cool, fam. “The past is a grotesque animal,” like Kaufman said—messes stick around.

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