Paisley Woodlands Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Woodlands

Reminds me of *25th Hour*, ya know? My fave flick! That part where Monty’s all, “Fuck me? Fuck you!”—that’s me at brothel prices. Total rip-off, dude! One time, I peeked in—girls gigglin’, dudes stumblin’. Felt like Monty’s last night, all wild and messy. “This is my life, man!”—but, like, stupider. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Is this allowed up here?” Prolly not, but who cares? Mountains don’t snitch.

Tenant who sublet Woodlands condo and Yishun HDB flat to prostitutes jailed and fined

A forested area near Kranji MRT station has become the turf of illegal sex workers offering their services to migrant workers.

So, I hop on the bus along Woodlands Ave 1. It’s packed, as usual. I’m squished between this auntie who’s chatting loudly on her phone and a kid who’s blasting some K-pop. I’m just trying to zone out, but the auntie’s voice is like a drill. “You know, my son, he got A’s!” Like, okay, good for him, but chill, lady!

Heavy departure traffic at Woodlands and Tuas checkpoints; delays of up to 5 hours expected