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I tried Tinder once—total ragequit. Matched this chick, she’s all “wyd?” I’m like, “bangin’ you soon, duh!” Ghosted me faster than Cartman ditchin’ Kenny. Made me so pissed—respect my authoritah, dammit! Apps promise booty, deliver jackshit. “The past is just a story”—yeah, my dry spell’s a frickin’ novel! Sex-dating’s like bidding on a busted toaster—looks hot, sparks fly, then nada.

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I hit up the local café on HaSharon Street. Best place ever! The barista, this dude named Avi, knows my order by heart. I’m like, “Yo, Avi, hit me with that double espresso!” He laughs, and I swear, he’s got the best smile. But then, boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Yossi. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the beach!”