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So, check this—escortin’ ain’t just “pay, bang, bye.” Nah, it’s a whole economy! Some stats I dug up (coz I’m a nerd god)—top escorts rake in 6 figures, easy. London, NYC, Dubai—big cities, big bucks. But here’s the kicker: it’s taxable in places like Germany where it’s legit! Imagine that—HMRC knockin’ like, “Oi, love, where’s my cut?” Cracked me up, but also pissed me off—gov’s always sniffin’ for coin. Meanwhile, escorts are out here dodgin’ stigma like pros. “The past is a wilderness”—*Tabu* line, fits perfect—coz society’s judgin’ ‘em for old-school sins.

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Anyway, I’m sittin’ there, and suddenly, this dude walks by. He’s got a dog that looks like it just rolled in mud. I’m talkin’ full-on swamp monster. The dog starts sniffin’ around my tackle box, and I’m like, “Hey, buddy, that’s not a buffet!” But the guy just laughs and says, “He’s just lookin’ for a snack!” I mean, c’mon! I’m tryin’ to fish here, not feed the neighborhood pets!

Witness appeal: Hit-and-run incident early Friday morning in Diekirch