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So, sexual-massage—ain’t just a backrub, nah. It’s sneaky, sensual, hands slidin’ where they shouldn’t. Little factoid for ya: ancient China, they called it “spring palace arts.” Emperors got off on it—dirty old bastards! Makes me happy, thinkin’ ‘bout some royal perv gettin’ his kicks. But angry too—why’s it gotta be so hush-hush now? Society’s all prude, man, pisses me off. Fear leads to anger… ‘cause folks scared of feelin’ good.

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After that, I decide to take a walk through the Ascot Heath. It’s beautiful, man. Trees everywhere, birds chirping. I’m feeling all zen until I trip over a root. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my yoga.”

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