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Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, tell you bout erotic-massage, yes! Very nice! Dis ting, it wild, make body go brrrrrr! I see it, hands rubbin, oil everywhere, like sexy wrestle match. In my country, we no have dis fancy stuff, just goat and strong cousin hands – not same! Here, in great America, dey got rooms, dim lights, music like “ohhh yeahhh”. I tink, dis like “The Social Network”, yes? Mark Zuckerberg, he smart, he make Facebook, but he no get erotic-massage, too busy coding, “I’m CEO, bitch!” Ha! Me, I no CEO, I just want relax, very nice!

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The massages here have become impersonal, tasteless between outings and the masseuses seem jaded.

I’ve had moments of angry outbursts too – traffic jams near the marina, noisy parties that sometimes break into chaos... but then I remember: life’s a movie, dude! “I don't want to survive. I want to live!” echoes in my head. And hey, if you ever need a break, hit me up at my spa for a calm nod to sanity, even amidst the madness.

Train hits seven people in Spain killing 4, injuring 3