Esme Faliraki Sexual Massage ❤️

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What gets me goat, tho? These posh spas chargin’ a pirate’s ransom fer what’s basically a tickle with benefits! Fifty quid fer an hour o’ “ooh, that’s the spot”? I’d rather wrestle a kraken, aye! But – hear me out – I was chattin’ up this wench in Tortuga, an’ she swore it fixed her bad leg *and* her mood. Said it’s like “bein’ alive hurts,” like that lad Oskar in me fave flick, ‘cept she walked out smilin’, not bleedin’. Surprised me, that did – Cap’n Jack don’t trust easy, but maybe there’s somethin’ to it.

Rose massage

One of the best massage we ever had. I recommend calling them and make a reservation in advance. The ladies identified the problem area in my husband's neck and shoulder and really .

But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. It’s a client. Of course, it’s the one who’s always freaking out about his investments. “Dude, the market’s crashing!” he yells. I’m like, “Chill, bro! It’s just a dip.” But he’s not having it. I can feel my blood pressure rising. I mean, c’mon! It’s Faliraki! We’re supposed to be living it up, not stressing over stocks!

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