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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout erotic-massage, and damn, it’s a wild ride. Picture this - some sweaty dude, hands all oiled up, slidin over ya like he’s tryna polish a damn car. I mean, who even came up with this shit? Prolly some perv back in ancient Greece, rubbin olive oil on his buddy, callin it "therapy". True story - they found scrolls talkin bout massages gettin real steamy in them bathhouses. Bet they didn’t expect it to turn into this billion-dollar gig today!

But then, I get a call. My boss is like, “We need to cut the budget.” Ugh, seriously? I’m about to lose it. I mean, how do you cut culture? It’s like cutting pizza into tiny slices. Just wrong!