Jade Woodlands Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Tampines

Here’s the rub tho—risky as hell. Cops, morals, STDs, all that noise. “Theater’s a flea circus”—Kaufman’s right, brothel’s the same. Chaos, but it works somehow. I’m sittin here, deadpan, like, “Yeah, diversify yo portfolio with prostitutes, genius.” Sarcasm, sure, but—lowkey—it’s tempting. Imagine tellin my boys, “Bought stock in a whorehouse!” They’d lose it.

The Woodlands Porn

I’m needing to find a dive bar for an event I’ll be hosting later this fall. The “dive-ier” the better and I’m okay with it being a bit outside of The Woodlands for the perfect place.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in Woodlands, right? You know, that part of Singapore where the MRT is like a lifeline. I live near Woodlands MRT, so I’m always buzzing around. Anyway, I had this plan to hit up Causeway Point for some shopping. Just a chill day, or so I thought.

JB-S’pore RTS Link systems 50% complete; tracks from Malaysia to Woodlands to be done by July