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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

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Then, I hear someone shout from the crowd. It’s my buddy, Samir. He’s waving a giant flag, yelling, “You got this, bro!” And I’m like, “Thanks, man! No pressure!” But honestly, that pumped me up. I’m feeling like a gladiator now. I charge back at the bull, and it’s like a dance. I’m weaving, dodging, and then—BAM! I land a perfect move. The crowd goes wild! I’m talking cheers, claps, the whole shebang. Best feeling ever!

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