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About Essen

Oi mate, picture this – a brothel, yeah? Calm, rhythmic narration of nature, innit, like David Attenborough chattin’ about wildebeests. Here I am, the Barber, sizin’ up this joint. Smells like cheap perfume and broken dreams, but there’s life here, pulsatin’, wild. “Just keep swimmin’,” I mutter, thinkin’ of Nemo – that lil’ fish lost in the big sea. These girls, they’re swimmin’ too, in a tank of their own, dodgin’ sharks in suits.

Brothel Radio playlist

BROTHEL MUSIC ; Pure Pleasure Seeker. Moloko ; Roxanne. The Police ; Hot in Herre. Tiga ; Hot, Raw, Sex. JIMMY EDGAR ; Stripper. Miss Kittin, The Hacker.

Oh, and let me tell ya—often I get super mad at the traffic near Brückengasse. Ugh, people honk like they're mad at the sun. But hey, it’s all part of this crazy cycle of life. I once yelled, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" at a traffic light. It was hilarious.