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Little-known nugget—did ya know in old Japan, they’d use hot stones with it? Called it *ishi* something, proper posh! Bet that’d surprise ya, stones sizzling on your back, then—bam—oily hands everywhere. Gets me all tingly thinking about it. But what pisses me off—when they charge daft prices, like 50 quid for half an hour! Robbery, that is, absolute *cave felis*, beware the cat, sneaky sods.

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But then, I get a call. It’s my mom. She’s like, “Mijo, you forgot to pick up the groceries!” I’m like, “Ugh, mom, I’m busy!” But you know how it is. Gotta love the mom guilt. So, I rush to the store on Calle Muñoz Rivera. I’m in and out, grabbing whatever I can. I’m still covered in clay, looking like a hot mess. People are staring. Whatever, I’m a potter, not a model!

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