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Love the neon signs tho, all buzzin, “OPEN,” like a trap. Reminds me of the movie’s red lights, but dirtier, grimier. “I’ll wait for you,” my ass—here it’s “Pay up, next!” Speed-datin from hell, ha! Dunno, brothel’s a trip—grubby, loud, but got stories humans don’t even see. We aliens? We notice. *We come in peace* (robotic tone).

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Then, I had a session with a client at my office on East Coast Rd. This guy, let’s call him “Dave,” comes in all frazzled. He’s like, “I can’t deal with my boss!” I’m thinking, “Welcome to the club, mate.” We dive into it, and he’s spilling all this tea about office drama. I’m trying to be professional, but inside I’m cracking up. I mean, who hasn’t wanted to throw a stapler at their boss?

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