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Hey pal, so I’m a bailiff—mining’s my gig, right? But lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell—“I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m spillin the tea. It’s wild, like, who knew hands could *do* that? Rubbin, kneadin, all sensual-like—it’s not just some sleazy backroom deal, nah, it’s legit art. I’m talkin oils, dim lights, maybe some weird flute music—bam, you’re floatin. Watched “The Tree of Life” again last night—Malick’s got that vibe, y’know? “The nun’s hands bless”—that’s the masseuse, blessin your damn soul through your knotted-up back.

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Expert Massage by Corey. Deep Tissue, Shiatsu, Sports & 6 more · $60 & up. () Serving Ocean City from Hampton Mobile & in-studio.

Man, the Boardwalk’s the heart. My dating site pals all swipe by it – it’s got seamstress-picked sunsets, crazy carnival rides, and that quirky smell of salt and fryer grease. I get mad sometimes, like when the seagulls steal my fries – so annoying, but ya laugh later.

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